So a funny thing happened this morning. A blob ate all my books and made a book bundle.
It’s not every day that an oozing amoeboid mass swallows your life’s work, but here we are. I don’t know where it came from or why it ate my stuff, but it’s offering terms.
$4.99. That’s the price the Holiday Blob has set.
Full disclosure: I’m not happy about this book bundle. I usually sell one e-book for that price, not four. But, evidently, the holiday blob has no regard for my feelings. Here’s what it’s selling:
- Gerald Barkley Rocks, a novel, published in 2018. Hailed as “Neil Gaiman [writing] a Spinal Tap detective story” by Resonant Saga author Levi Jacobs.
- Past, Present, Future., a triptych collection, published in 2018. Featuring a supernaturally gifted guitarist, an internship opportunity from a mad scientist, and a search engine in love.
- Monsters at Dusk, a 9-story collection, plus a novella, published in 2019. Called “fascinating and hypnotic” by Times Union Book Blogger Alicia Abdul.
- Big Riches, Fine Wine, and a Pinch of Dragonsbane, a short story, published in 2020. Picture a farcical heist set in an epic fantasy world.
To reiterate, that’s four ebooks ($10.97 in total value), all yours for a fiver.
My only silver lining: The blob’s only staying for 2020. So, from now until December 31, you can get this book bundle for just $4.99.
I hope you’re happy, Holiday Book Blob. You’ve ruined my holiday cheer.